The Couch GM Report

Your league deserves a better recap.

Every Tuesday morning, everyone in your league gets power rankings and a writeup that actually knows what happened last week. You do nothing.

What lands in their inbox:

Power rankings built on an all-play record, so the 4-1 guy with a soft schedule gets called out by name instead of coasting.
A take on every team. What's working, what isn't, and which move was a mistake.
Trades graded. Waiver overpays noted. A Bench of Shame nobody survives with dignity.

No app to install. Nobody in your league makes an account. It's an email.

Get your league on the list

First recap is free. $49 for the rest of the season if your league likes it.

How it works

You connect your league, once. Every Tuesday morning the service reads that week's results, computes the rankings, writes the recap, and emails it to everyone you listed. There's nothing to check and nothing to remember.

Supported platforms

Sleeper is live now. Yahoo support is in development. ESPN is on the list.

Questions people ask

Does everyone in my league need an account?

No. You connect the league. They get an email with an unsubscribe link.

Are the stats made up?

No. Every number in a recap is computed directly from your league's real data. The writing is generated, the math is not.

Can I make it sound like my league?

Yes, and you should. Tell us the inside jokes, the rivalries, and the punishment for last place, and they show up in the writing.